Get to know the guys behind the comic
David
David created the site and therefore gets to have his bio first. He enjoys making other people laugh, and people often complement him on his jokes. He is flattered by this, but demands a cattle sacrifice to accompany such comments. He is awesome. He likes playing video games, writing his own bios, surfing the internet with a purpose, and making videos and movies. He attributes his singleness to not having a girlfriend.
Jordan
Jordan believes in aliens. He's just a city boy, born and raised in South Detroit. He took the midnight train going anywhere. He is a funny guy who knows what hats to wear. He knows what is hot and what is definitely not, and he only enjoys short walks on the beach. He prefers to "screw the rules" and is a non-non-conformist, because non-conformists conform to non-conformity. He is awesome. He tracks wild bears and his shoes track mud; he'd ride a motorcycle but he said that it wasn't dangerous enough.
Alex
Alex usually likes to spend his Sunday in London, he is not one of those whose sole aim is enjoyment, as, by all accounts, that unfortunate young man his brother seems to be. When not in London, he enjoys world domination, reading romance manga, and being evil. He also enjoys tickling others mercilessly and tickling other others savagely. He is awesome. He currently works full-time in an evil corporation to slightly screw up the government. His hobbies include drawing, telling slightly off-colour jokes, and telling excessively bad puns. Also he can't dance and graduated from college with a masters in throwing grenades at puppies.